Cooking with jimmy!

A fast food favorite of mine...

Cooking with Jimmy!

Today, we make a "jimmycity sandwich"!

First, you take a big chunka some Adam Richman (from 'Man vs. Food').

Then, a dollop of ME!

And then some Patton Oswalt (he's just a little thing, so he gets to be on top).

Delicious!

Chicken vs Penguin

A young filmmaker in Austin recently on $100,000.00 smackeroos from Nikon for this little gem. I can't seem to embed the video in this post, you all I can offer is a link.

Enjoy!

Sex News For The Retarded

Just because you have had your tits chopped off and you've grown facial hair, that doesn't make you a "man".

Sorry, sister. You have a womb. You are Woman.

So is your bearded wife, by the way.

Look, you are having a baby! Awesome! Giving Life is a miracle! Just shut the fuck up about what gender you think you are, okay?

Good grief.