You have to hear this, a heartfelt break-up letter from one raging pre-teen/tween to one sadsack of a guy named Chris. Crank up your speakers and savor the dramatic reading of pure female hormones UNLEASHED!
Big thanks to Automatic Daddy for finding/sharing this little gem!
In Personal News: I'm very busy at work. I have no time for you. Love you. Call me. Mean it. Buh-Bye.