Friday, February 18, 2011

The 2011 Grammys

If you are pissed off that Lady Gagme or Eminem didn't win "Album Of The Year" - or that the little freak who looks like Donny Osmond 40 years ago didn't win "Best New Artist" - or that you "never heard of them ever" when Arcade Fire won (that's what Rosie O'Donnell bitterly tweeted) - well, I have some news for you:

1. Lady Gaga can't make up for a lack of real talent just by increasing costume changes and encouraging gay people to be more gay.

2. Eminem's anger is schtick that is schtuck and worn out and stupid.


3. Justin Beiber is merely packaged product and once he hits puberty, his forehead is gonna break out into a BILLION zits, and he will probably be in rehab before he turns 20. The kid is a trainwreck waiting to happen.

I'm really annoyed that so many people are bitching about who won this year. Let's understand something. The Grammy's are not voted on by the public at large. The voters for this award, like the Oscars for movies, are people IN THE INDUSTRY. If YOU have never heard the music of someone who won, maybe that's a clue for you to open your fucking ears and your mind and venture past the crap that is top selling and investigate what else is out there that might JUST be some good shit as well.

Not everything is American Idol or an episode of Glee, fer Christ's sake.

By the way, if you are a fan of either of those shows: you suck.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Stupor Bowl 2011

I didn't care who won or lost.
Pro football pisses me off. I'm a college football fan.

Christina Aguilera should be shot.

I enjoyed several of the commercials. The Snickers and Doritos were my faves, the latter was simply weird and disturbing, but I laughed. There's a big uproar about the commercial where the baby gets slammed into the glass wall and slides down. I, for one, loved it. It should be pointed out that I have no children of my own.

Half Time was a disaster.

In fact, they should change their name to "Black Eyed Penis", because I'd rather be socked in the cock than have to sit through that crap ever again.