Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Rock The Urinal!




Someone at Billboard Brasil magazine has had the genius-slash-insane-slash-disgusting idea to experiment with alternative ways to play the guitar. A working guitar and amp has been installed in a urinal in the men's bathroom at Bar Aurora in Sao Paolo so that, yes, you guessed it, you can actually play your music with your pee -- and presumably hear your masterful composition echoing through the men's room. Suddenly all that time spent "drawing" designs in the snow doesn't seem like such a waste, does it?


- lifted from MSN.com's homepage.


I don't make the news, I just report it. Thank you.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Accordians: Not Just For Polkas Anymore!





Now if they would just cover some Skrillex, I'd be in Hog Heaven!

Sunday, January 08, 2012

HAPPY NUDE YEAR!


Will 2012 be the year of the Apocalypse? We sure seem to be steam-rolling towards some horrible Inevitability, don't we? As a professional Worrier and pessimist, I want to encourage everyone to just get naked as much as possible in the upcoming year. If and when the world ends, I would like it to happen while I have my junk out. The odds are in my favor.

By the way, wanna see what I scored for Christmas from Ron this year? Behold:


Yep, He hit me with a Kindle Fire. It's much like an iPad2 without the feeling of getting raped.


I can check email, listen to music, play Words With Friends (the game that got Alec Baldwin in such trouble on that airplane - it's just Scrabble, which I LOVE playing), read books (I'm finishing up The Hunger Games trilogy), and watch X-tube on it. Ron plays Angry Birds. Freakin' hilarious. The only feature it doesn't have is a camera. No biggie to me. An iPad will cost you upwards of 600 bucks. This baby is a mere $200. MY kinda price-point.