Sunday MopUp 05/25/08
I Gots Company!
Can't really talk this week, as I have a houseguest. The Chubby Avenger is down from Dallas and hanging out at Casa Del Jimbo for a few days. He hasn't ever really spent any time in Austin, I am being a tour guide. We're having fun. But, there is ONE thing I wanted to mention...
WTF, Dudettes?
Was working out yesterday at the YMCA, and a woman got on a treadmill a few machines down from me. We could see each other in the mirrored wall in front of us. The woman was very fit, obviously an accomplished runner, cuz she was WORKIN that treadmill, but I was completely distracted because she was working out IN A MINISKIRT!
Ladies, seriously, what in the hell is up with this? Surely it is inappropriate workout attire, yes? Is this a person who WANTS to attract attention, sexually, to herself? I have to tell you, I was transfixed, staring at her large muscular thighs, striding relentlessly. I could not help but watch as the little flap of material that she was trying to pass off as a skirt bounced and danced about her crotch. Yes, I'm gay, but I sincerely wanted to bend her over the arm rails of that treadmill and lick her sweaty parts. She caught me staring, and beamed at me with pride.
Bitch gets off to turning on old, fat fucks in the workout room? Good grief! Seems pretty desperate to me, a hot woman like that needing to show off in such a way.
And, it reminded me how much I miss cunnilingus.
Who knew?
11 comments:
Oh, so that's how you spell "cunnilingus".
Btw, when we were kids, we used to make fun of Connie Francis ("where the boys are") and call her Connie Lingus...
Okay, so I totally made that up, but I've been dying to use it..
Oh dear.
Who won't you fuck?
I wear running skirts all the time and the thought of.... oh I can't even finish the sentence. I really do go to the gym to work out.
The more I read your blog Jim the more I want to get into that twisted head of yours and see what sort of damage is there and how bad is it really! I swear dude...you need to write a book.
Great skills there sir.
hugz
allen aka GaFatBoy
Dick: Geez, I have always considered YOU to be a cunning linguist.
Sue: Great, there's a thing called "running skirts" and it's perfectly acceptable to work out in them and I am a 14 year old boy (mentally) who is bound and determined to get thrown out of the YMCA.
Allen: Thanks, but it has become evident that I am SO not a writer. There are millions of bloggers out there that sit down DAILY and knock out posts with amazing insight and thoughtful observations. If I manage to string three paragraphs together in a post, I need to lie down and take a nap.
By the way, I prefer the term "slightly retarded" to "damaged".
Eww, gross. Yuck....
Jim: http://www.runningskirts.com/ the maternity skirt pictures should cure you of all horniness (if that turns you on then I'm having you neutered).
Also, she wasn't retarded was she?
Dick: Oh, stop! Bear licks his own balls, fer cryin' out loud.
Sue: ya caught me taking a swig of diet root beer when you asked if she was retarded. Thanks. I'm headed over to check out the maternity skirts just as soon as I find my bottle of lube! You're the BEST!
Um, Bear ain't got no balls. Before you take a pet home from the humane society, they're "fixed". He never complains about it, though...
Dick: my sympathies to Bear, and I'm even more crazy about you than EVER now that I know that Bear was a rescue!
Gee, Jimmy, your gym adventure just never stops! LOL.
Oh sure, you say you're crazy about me, but you never invited me over for the weekend, like you did with "what's-his-name"... but that's okay. I'm used to not being invited. Anywhere.
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