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(God help you, this may be a regular feature, folks!)

David Hasselhoff -"Jump In My Car"

If you didn't think the man was a moron before, you certainly will now. By the way, is it just me, or is his eyelift a botchjob? Can we ask Germany (or whoever still adores this chimp) to adopt him, or just deport his ass for being a National Embarrassment?

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(and not in a good way!)

Cree.Pee.