Thursday, February 07, 2008

Today Is Day Nine

...and I am considering licking my monitor, because I bet it tastes pretty good...

Why is it that every blog I read today was about food? Ice John is whipping up freaking amazing desserts to celebrate the Chinese New Year, and Sue is making spaghetti pie and posting a picture of a penis potato!

Bastards, you are!

In other news, my teeth have been hurting all day. ALL of them. Started last night. I am convinced that my teeth have commited suicide from lack of anything to chew, and are rotting in my head. The other possibility is that all the weight that I've lost has been in my gums, which are receding into my face, exposing the nerves.

Instead of living solely on the chocolate goo, I now have a few packets of chicken soup. This is a very welcomed change of pace. Turns out, I am a "savory" much more than a "sweet". That I only get 8 ounces of savory at a time is maddening, but I'll live.

There's really nothing much else to report except that I love you, and would eat any one of you if given the chance.

4 comments:

Dick Small said...

Wrong, Jim! Oh, SO wrong. You're sweet, AND savory.

Grant Miller said...

I wish you luck. I recommend reading Grant Miller Media as it makes most people lose their appetite.

Ice John's World said...

Hang in there, Jimmy! You are doing good so far! I will try not to post any more cakes etc to ruin your diet! :) Good luck!

jimmycity said...

Dick: I'm kinda like sweet and sour soup, huh? cool...

Grant: Your site is the blog equivalent of sticking two fingers down my throat. Thanks, Grant Miller Media!!!

Ice John; Don't you DARE stop posting pics of your creations!