The End Of DAY ONE
Really, it was easy. I bought the pre-mixed shakes, so I don't have to mess with a blender or a shaker. I woke up at 8am and had the first one: a little box, the same size as your kid's juice box. Six ounces of stuff that really is just SlimFast. Tastes the same.
I went to work with two boxes in my coat. Had another at noon, and the second at 4pm. In between, I drank water. LOTS of freakin water. I downed over three liters in the eight hours I was at work.
I peed 6 times in those eight hours.
A coworker microwaved a bowl of those flavored oriental noodles at noon and, I'm not kidding you, I began salivating like Pavlov's dog. I jumped up and ran out of the facility for a few minutes.
The first day is easy. It's all new. In a week, I am going to be one grouchy mofo. I can see it coming.
I came home from work and had another box at 8pm. And I'm now finishing my last for the day.
Five juiceboxes full of sludge every day.
Oh, and I bought some sugar-free mints for when my breath turns rancid (and when I go into ketosis, it will). I popped three today, just in case.
We'll see how I feel tomorrow...