Just So You Know...
I go to the cardiologist tomorrow to get an EKG because on TUESDAY of next week I meet with a doctor who is going to put me on a medically supervised LIQUID DIET so that I can drop 30 pounds in preparation for my lapband surgery.
Things I can expect while on liquids and ingesting a mere 800 calories a day:
Loss of energy
(really, both can occur- just not at the same time)
Increased irritability (my co-workers have been warned)
(okay, I made that one one up)
Well, after about 5 days, they say it will get easier. We'll see.
I'll be watched closely, blood drawn weekly, meet with a nutritionist weekly, and attend a mandatory group therapy session weekly. I dread that last requirement. I want to strangle people on a FULL stomach, I can't IMAGINE how I will handle Retardedity when I'm jonesing for a cheeseburger.