Friday, August 24, 2007

A "Dick Anonymous" Meeting

Hello, my name is Jim, and I'm a Dickoholic.

Considering my age, I have not known Dick for very long. A relationship with Dick is an acquired taste. It can be difficult, confusing, and frustrating. But it can also be rewarding and very satisfying. I have learned to love Dick.

When I don't see Dick for days at a time, I become aggitated, nervous, apprehensive. It's like I crave Dick. I start seeing Dick everywhere. Like magazine covers at the supermarket. I have seen Dick in people's faces. I have seen Dick going into Jaws. I have seen Dick just hanging out.

I'm obsessed with Dick, and it's beginning to worry me.

I hope that God will hear my prayers about Dick.

And, by the way, I don't care who knows about it. When asked I will tell people, point blank, that when it comes to all the Dicks I know, I prefer Dick Small!

Thank you for letting me share.

"God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference."


Mel said...

dickoholic!!!!! hahahahha!!! I love it!

I miss him too, I hope he gets his computer issues sorted out soon!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaaa. You're so damn sweet! I love it.
Um, by the way, might I say I find you extremely attractive right now, you sexy bear..