Hello, my name is Jim, and I'm a Dickoholic.
Considering my age, I have not known Dick for very long. A relationship with Dick is an acquired taste. It can be difficult, confusing, and frustrating. But it can also be rewarding and very satisfying. I have learned to love Dick.
When I don't see Dick for days at a time, I become aggitated, nervous, apprehensive. It's like I crave Dick. I start seeing Dick everywhere. Like magazine covers at the supermarket. I have seen Dick in people's faces. I have seen Dick going into Jaws. I have seen Dick just hanging out.
I'm obsessed with Dick, and it's beginning to worry me.
And, by the way, I don't care who knows about it. When asked I will tell people, point blank, that when it comes to all the Dicks I know, I prefer Dick Small!
Thank you for letting me share.
"God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference."