What Have I DONE?
...but blow a thousand bucks on a SA-WEET laptop! On an impulse during my lunch break today, no less. Why, dumbass, WHY?
I've got 14 days to come to my senses and return this, and only suffer a 15% re-stocking fee.
It's cool. You'd have wanted it, too. But, get your own, damn it. This one is MINE!
I'll explain more another time. Right now, I'm too busy licking the screen.
Hey, at least I won't be sniffing this in public!