Since I've begun working out, I have found the need to lug my gym bag around with me, most anywhere I go. This is a major pain in the ass, yet absolutely essential. It holds all my crap. It's like hauling carry-on luggage with me where ever I go. The whole world has become one big-ass airport terminal, and I am merely the weary traveler, waiting for my next flight. Or something.
I used to laugh at dudes with fannypacks, computer cases, and manpurses. Everything I ever needed, I could stuff into a pants pocket (or, in the case of a bag of pot: my sock). Back when I was underage, all I ever toted around was a wallet containing no money, fake ID, real ID, and a never used condom.
Now? Let's take a look inside my bag, shall we?:
*fresh gym shorts
*extra pair of cargo shorts
*fresh gym shirt
*fresh socks
*fresh grundersnorts
*"jimsize"gym towel
*iPod w/headphones
*shampoo
*bodywash
*powders
*minoxydil (shut up)
*anti-perspirant
*hairbrush
*toothbrush
*toothpaste
*floss
*Blistex
*diabetes meds
also included:
*thumbdrive for my pc
*bills that still need paid
*notepad
*pen
*gym ID
*plastic bag for the wet & dirty
cameo appearances by:
*my regular glasses
*my sunglasses
*the damned blackberry
shocked to discover:
*cheeseburger wrapper
*receipt from porn store
*tokens (see above)
*never used condom
So. What's in YOUR wallet?
3 comments:
That's quite a list in your gym bag! Mine contains the change clothes and shoes, a pair of weightlifting gloves, a lifting belt, and traveling size of shampoo/soap.
Too funny!!! I haven't carried a condom in my wallet ever. I'm with ya on all the rest of it though.
minoxydil
Rogaine? I use it to keep my eyebrows from disappearing, a little on a q-tip.
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