What Have I DONE?
...but blow a thousand bucks on a SA-WEET laptop! On an impulse during my lunch break today, no less. Why, dumbass, WHY?
I've got 14 days to come to my senses and return this, and only suffer a 15% re-stocking fee.
It's cool. You'd have wanted it, too. But, get your own, damn it. This one is MINE!
I'll explain more another time. Right now, I'm too busy licking the screen.
Hey, at least I won't be sniffing this in public!
13 comments:
Well you better bookmark me.
Now you can blog more :)
What you dont sniff computers?
What kind of computer did you buy?
John: It's a compaq presario centrino duo with 2G of RAM and 120G harddrive. DVD burner (lightscribe) and more bells and whistles than I know what to do with...
Oh sure, reply to John's comment and ignore the rest of us.
Some host.
Cool piece of hardware dude! How big is the screen? You will have to report on how well (or not) that Lightscribe technology works.
Mel: No, the rules are:
1. Sniff the wallet
2. Lick the laptop display
-and, according to Dick-
3. Respond to EVERY comment
Thank you for checking in!
G-man,
15.4 inch? I think? Plenty adequate for what I need. The whole thing weighs just over 6 pounds, which amazes me.
Dick,
Thank you for your input!
That's it?? Thanks for your input????? Is that all I get??!?
Dick: Umm...okay, hows about I let you get the last word? Oops...
I was hoping for something "more"... Well, that's okay. Bill here knows how to make a guy feel wanted. He's so sweet, and sensitive, unlike some people I know.
... well, enjoy your computer. I hope you two are very happy together.
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