Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Tonight's The Night!

8pm CST tonight, I will be meeting with my "personal trainer" (cough, chuckle, snort!) for the first time. I'm as nervous as a virgin gay bottom at his first orgy. No, I am NOT a virgin, OR a bottom (well, exclusively, anyway)! For that matter, I've never been invited to an orgy, either.

Suddenly, I'm pissed off, now...

Where ever you are in the world, if you hear shrieks and crying around this time, you'll know who it is.

Did you have a good holiday weekend? Good. Me? Oh, you know, swam naked in a pool, hung out with some very hunky hunks, managed to get to the gym, and slept every chance I could get. Pert-near perfect.

If you don't hear from me for a couple of days, it's because I collapsed.

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